WARNING: This writing is VERY small, so I hope your eyesight is good - old people probably can't read this at all. Also,
this a VERY long skinny page and you should be VERY careful, when scrolling down, not to scroll down too fast - and miss anything.
Then again, you didn't follow the last instructions we gave you very well did you - so why am I telling you all this?? I'll tell you why.
To give this page enough time to fully load!! ------- (Ha Ha.... tricked AGAIN!!)
OUT

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It said very clearly

"DO NOT CLICK HERE!"

 

 

 

but YOU went and clicked there anyway didn't you???

 

 

 

 

 

 

We KNOW what you did.

We SAW you!!

 

 

Boy are YOU in trouble!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

Just kidding!!

Well Naughty You!.........You've found the hidden horse page!!

For all you adventerous HL'ers, determined to live life OUTSIDE the rules, we'll be
running this secret page. But...

DON'T tell your friends. ........Let them find it for themselves.

 

Email us NOW with your name in the
subject line to have your name added to the
Horselovers Hall of Fame

 

Ha.. ha.. ha.. ha.. (dumb jokes department)

If anyone can do better than these we'd be grateful!

HL'er: "If a horse's head is pointing north, where would its tail be pointing?'
Little brother: "To the South."
HL'er: "No, to the ground stupid!"

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A mean school principal who rides on weekends went into a tack store
and asked for one spur.
"One spur?" said the store owner, "Surely you mean two spurs?"
"No," said the principal, "Just one will do. If I can get one side of
the horse to go, the other side is bound to come with it."

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Geography teacher: "I've lost my horse."
Science teacher: "Why don't you put an ad in the paper?"
Geography teacher: "Don't be stupid! My horse can't read."

 
MIXED UP MESSAGE

Cross out the first letter and then every second letter below to reveal the secret message.

"EsvaefrkycdoalybImdsrxezavmbonfthdowrqsxecs.

Msyqldogvuebomfwhaotrkspegsninswhqeardegthoksxtbaey."

 

There's a 'horse' that doesn't belong in the 'paddock' below.

Can you find the odd one out?

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Here's the Answer
ENOUGH!!!!! I want to get outta here!